Ellie Boycotting This Year Super Bowl

All the scene lacked for authenticity was icy wind blowing in off the allegheny river as silver confetti fell over a golden blizzard of towels after maybe the greatest game in the 43 years of this singularly american spectacle. Ellie is boycotting this year ,s super bowl as they will inevitably show 1,000 replays of the helmet catch. I expected a strong and moving defense of no sex before your wedding day. Plus, it confirmed a suspicion we ve long held around here cowboys fans are a godless lot. So for the haters, dont hate appreciate.